Would You Rather?

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Would you rather live with an English accent, Scottish accent, or Irish accent?

IRISH!!! Though I'd love to have any one of them.

Would you rather unconsciously start speaking Japanese when it's the most important for you to get your point across, or only speak English when it's absolutely necessary?

Japanese!

Would you rather live as a monk or as a tribesman?

A tribesman. Seems more fun.

Would you rather have wings, or be able to fly without them?

Be able to fly without them. If you break them then you just lost that ability.

Would you rather have super strength or super speed?

Super speed. If you hit someone fast enough, it does just as much damage, if not more, than if you hit them hard enough.

Would you rather be a bird or a bat?

Bird. I'll go all falcon on any bat.

Would you rather be in the Wild West or the Imperial East?

Wild West. I hate big cities!

Would you rather be the Crown Prince, or second in line for the throne?

Second in line. I get to be royal, but not have the responsibilities.

Would you rather be rich but not knowing what to buy or having what you want but get bored of it quickly?

Be rich and not know what to buy. I don't like shopping, so I'd probably just not buy anything and put it all in a savings account to get more money! Then I could buy groceries and whatever else I need.

Would you rather be extremely intelligent (IQ of 190) but extremely lazy, or extremely stupid (IQ of 60) but extremely hardworking?

Smart and lazy.

Would you rather run and never get tired or eat and never get fat?

Run and never get tired. It seems more useful.

Would you rather build a robot that turns on you and kills you, or build a robot that accidentally sets fire to anything it touches?

Sets fire to anything it touches. Have it touch itself.

Would you rather create your own species or destroy an entire species?

Create a species. I won't feel like a horrible person.

Would you rather create your own version of JARVIS, or create your own Iron Man suit without him?

Create my own version of JARVIS.

Would you rather lay down on a wide open field at sunset or on a beach at sunset?

Wide open field. I hate getting sand in my hair.

Would you rather have to go outside in 120 degrees Fahrenheit, or -30 degrees Fahrenheit?

120 degree Fahrenheit.

Would you rather be in a space shuttle or a submarine?

Space shuttle. Chances are, I won't be killed by some giant unidentified creature in space. Also, zero-gravity!!!

Would you rather be one of The Beatles, or part of One Direction?

Beatles! One Direction can go die!

Would you rather have Justin Bieber or Kanye West as your neighbor?

Kanye West. Just because I have kids in my neighborhood, and I don't want them to be corrupted.

Would you rather be able to unhinge your jaw like a snake, or dislocate your shoulder at will?

Unhinge my jaw. It's more practical.

Would you rather be able to contort your body or grow spikes?

Contort my body. It's more useful.

Would you rather have eight arms or six eyes?

Eight arms. Playing my piano wouldn't be a challenge anymore.

Would you rather live in a nuclear test site or in the middle of a battlefield?

Battlefield, as long as it's a battlefield in the 18th century.

Would you rather have a computer that dies every five seconds unless you keep it plugged in, or have a computer that dies with no warning at random moments?

Computer that dies if you don't have it plugged in. I never unplug my computer to begin with.

Would you rather have the eyes of a hawk or the strength of an eagle?

Eyes of a hawk. That'd be awesome.

Would you rather be able to stick to walls, or control gravity?

Control gravity.

Would you rather shoot beams from your eyes or from your hands?

Hands. Much easier to control.

Would you rather be able to grow older or younger at will?

Younger.

Would you rather be an X-men or an Avenger?

X-man. That means I'm a mutant and Magneto won't kill me! Yay!

Would you rather be Thor or Loki?