Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but you're a muggleborn during the second Wizarding War so Deatheaters will hunt you and your family down c:

I wish I was Robin from Batman.

Wish granted, but one day Wonder Woman became jealous that you would only be batman's partner so she battled you to the death... Guess what... You lost

I wish that I could have more time for summer stuff

Wish granted, time was frozen! Unfortunately, you're the only person in the world who wasn't frozen, and you have no idea how to reverse it.

I wish I had an amazing boyfriend who loved me.

Wish granted, but he turned out to be a tyrant and tried to take over the world, but he started World War III and you and your husband lost. And he was sentenced to death but he escaped and could not ever contact you again

I wish that I could fly

Wish granted! But now you're a duck and don't have any idea to turn back~! Oh, be careful of hunters -*gunshot*- Too late.

I wish I could play the piano.

Wish granted but you play off note and your music sounds terrible

I wish I could live until I am 100

Wish Granted! You lived until 100 but died a minute after the day of your birthday.

I wish I have better eyesight.

Wish granted, you now have the best eyesight in the world! Unfortunately, that means you can see every little atom in every little cell everywhere, and it drives you into insanity.

I wish the Avengers were real.

Wish Granted! Enjoy running away from Loki and his evil goons! Now you got destroyed by Chitauri. Too bad!

I wish magic was real.

Wish granted! Only, you just created a paradox because you magically wished magic into existence. So either you wasted your wish wishing for something that you already had, or nothing happened whatsoever.

I wish I had a functional Iron Man suit, complete with JARVIS.

Wish granted... You had a functional suit but you crashed into the side of a building and now it is completely broken.. BTW now Jarvis is very upset with you...

I wish I that I get to see the sea turtles come out of the water to make nests while I'm on my vacation.

Wish granted, but you also get to see all of the eggs getting carried off and eaten by birds.

I wish I could go to camp AND play softball this summer.

Wish granted ! But now you have no time for friends.

I wish I owned a wolf.

Wish granted, but it ate all your friends.

I wish I could travel through time.

Wish granted but you landed right in time for a meteor to destroy the earth, and you.

I wish I didn't have to work so much

Wish granted, but you won't get an income and you'll have to live on the streets.

I wish homework didn't exist.

Wish granted, but you ended up failing all of your tests as a result.

I wish that money could be grown right off a tree.

Wish granted, but now everything costs 10x as much, businesses have little to no integrity, and getting to these elusive money trees is extremely difficult. You are now living in the worst of slums, with the other 97% of the population, watching as the top 3% live the life of luxury that you've always dreamed of.

I wish school better prepared me for the future.

Wish granted but shortly after you graduate you forget everything you learned.

I wish I could travel the world.

Wish granted, but you get malaria in Africa, bitten by a venomous snake in the Middle-East, bitten by a venomous spider in Australia, frostbite and hypothermia in Antarctica, and sunburn in the Caribbean, which eventually leads you to get skin cancer. Sorry.

I wish I had the power to jump in and out of stories.

Wish granted, but every time you go in or out of a story you lose a part of yourself, both physically and mentally.

I wish I was better at studying.

Wish granted, but you always study the wrong things, and never what you need to know to pass the test.

I wish I could shapeshift into a dragon.

Wish granted but you can only shapeshift into a real Dragon which is the komodo Dragon and be sought after to be placed in zoos.

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted

Wish granted, but now you can only focus on one thing for the rest of your life. Choose wisely.

I wish my dog could live as long as the average human.

Wish granted but your dog outlives you and ends up being studied in a lab.

I wish I didn't have any allergies.

Wish granted, but now everyone is allergic to you.

I wish I understood physics without having to try.

Wish granted but they're not the physics of this universe but that of a parallel which does you no good.


I wish we didn't have to answer to clocks