.This is Gonna Hurt.

Name: Nat

What am I: Jack of All Trades

Taking Requests: Maybe, but I am Ian's whore so he comes first.

.Past Photoshop Work.

.Recent Photoshop Work.

Nat wrote:

Omg is that Gaspard Ulliel?

Alfie's mumblings become more and more unintelligible through the sound of drooling

You scare me... You actually scare me.

Alfie, yes that is Gaspard! Mi and Mikey were a set of twins I had on a different site. I used him as a faceclaim for Mikey.

KC, welp. Scariness is part of his charm...? xD

Oh, Mi had such a sexy twin! Is there anybody more delicious?

Also, what do you mean 'his' charm? It was you and Tyler who called me Alfie XD

As alfies adopted sister... No... Scariness is scary not a charm.

Hmm...I actually don't think there is. He's a favorite of mine, though I am fond of Chris Pine and David Kross. Oh, and Robert Downey Jr.

I called everyone him/her depending on their names Tis the consequence of having transgender friends (like my best buddy Onion! :3) Just ask Ty. I call him a her when he's whining at me for something. xD

Wait... Ty's a guy?

(Expects to be murdered later for that one)

Lol, if I really were a woman I might be annoyed by that slight on my gender


And Ty? Don't you mean Ty Ty, Katie?

Lmfao. You will get murdered for that one later. Yup KC, Ty-Ty is a guy. Just like Rae-Rae is a guy. It was pretty funny when Ian thought that Rae was a girl. I really wish I had saved that conversation since it was on MSN.

KFC. You die. Today.

Yes I'm a guy. I could text you me without pants if you seriously keep doubting my gender?

I doubt your gender.

You just want a picture of my mini-me Give me your phone number and I will text you my pride and joy.

Jkjk

Hell no. I ain't sending my balls to another dude.

Lol your reaction was priceless A little on the credulous side, but I can live with that

Dude, everyone thinks that when they learn I let you call me that Satan. And as for Tyty, he reminds me a lot of Reno, yo.

0.0 What did I just read? Ugh, guys are so ignorant. A girl would never ever mistake Tyler for a girl. It's just not possible.
What're balls?:3

Doesn't that mean you're calling KC a guy? Cause she's a she and she thought I was a she.
Hope you're not serious about that question Melody. I'll wonder about your sheltered life otherwise.

"I am Ian's whore"? Offft, I think I read that wrong hahahahahahaha