Would You Rather?

I would love to be a strong villain. Every time I have to act, it's always a villainous role. I do it quite well.

Would you rather wield a sword, axe, spear, mace, or a bow and arrow?

I know, I love plain the villain .

Bow and arrow, obviously (hence the username).

Would you rather be the most amazing person in the world at what you do, but have everyone tell you you're terrible, or be the worst and have everyone tell you you're great?

Wow! You have me at quite the dilemma here.

I guess I'd rather be the most amazing at what I do.

Would you rather write a screenplay that is never accepted or star in a movie that was poorly received?

Star in a movie. Since I want to be an actress, and since it was the movie itself that was poorly received, not the acting, I feel like it wouldn't hurt my self-esteem quite as much.

Would you rather turn your music up all the way in a crowd of people, only to realize your headphones aren't in, or be a DJ with a broken stereo system?

I'd rather put my music very high.

Would you rather have a dog that never stops barking or a cat that never stops scratching up the house?

Dog. I actually don't mind the sound of barking, although my dad hates it.

Would you rather suddenly lose the ability to think logically, or lose the ability to feel emotion?

I'd rather lose my emotions. The mind is the most powerful tool we have. I use it in my writing, so I have to keep it.

Would you rather have no arms or no legs?

No legs. I need my hands!

Would you rather be extremely sensitive to pain, or be completely numb?

Completely numb.

Would you rather live in a castle with no subjects or live in a city with no guards?

Castle with no subjects. I wouldn't be a very good ruler anyway .

Would you rather have hands for feet, or a tail?

Give me a tail!

Would you rather live as a mouse or as a roach?

Mouse. I'd be less likely to get stepped on, and I'd have a bigger brain.

Would you rather work in a morgue, or a surgery room?

Surgery room.

Would you rather have a wise horse that can talk and tell amazing stories or a computer that will do everything you tell it to do verbally?

Horse. Then I could ride it too! Plus, I'm not very good at talking, so verbal commands aren't an asset for me.

Would you rather be famous during your life, even though you did absolutely nothing, or single-handedly save the world, and not be commemorated until after you die?

Save the world and not be commemorated until after I die.

Would you rather win the lottery and find out that your ticket was a fake or own a company that makes millions only to go bankrupt?

Win the lottery. That way, I won't actually lose anything, I just won't gain anything. Plus, I could probably sue if I got a fake ticket .

Would you rather have your computer turn off without saving after you just completed a huge project, or mix up the due date and turn it in extremely late?

The one I've done a million and one times. I'd rather have my computer turn off without saving, because I know how to deal with it.

Would you rather go to jail on Christmas or blow off your anniversary with your significant other to go to a strip club?

Jail. What kind of heartless pervert do you think I am?! I wouldn't go to a strip club if I was forty and had never had significant other in my life.

Would you rather be able to speak to animals without changing form, or turn into animals without being able to communicate?

I want to speak to animals!

Would you rather be stuck in a spider's web or in quicksand?

Quicksand. I know how to get out of that one . Also…Shelob…*shudder*

Would you rather be able to switch minds with someone, or switch bodies?

Isn't it the same thing? Oh well, switch minds.

Would you rather fight Sauron or Voldemort?

Well, if you switch minds with someone, you still control your own body, you just think differently (you get to experience what the other person would experience if you switched bodies). But if you switch bodies you are in control of someone else's body.

I would rather fight Voldemort, personally. I feel like he would be much more likely to hear me out, and I'm much better at negotiation than combat.

Would you rather be mind-controled into killing everyone you love, or have everyone you love mind-controlled into killing you?

I guess I'll let my loved ones kill me. One person to die instead of everyone.

Would you rather become a wizard, dwarf, elf, or hobbit?

Wizard. Just 'cause magic is awesome, and they don't seem to have a specific weakness like the others (dwarf=greedy, elf=selfish, man=power hungry, hobbit=cowardly [unless you're a Took]).

Would you rather be murdered, or accidentally fall from a cliff?

Accidentally fall off a cliff. At least I know I'll die quickly.

Would you rather own a bar or own a restaurant?

Own a restaurant. I'd rather stay away from drunk people as much as possible.

Would you rather eat a whale, or be eaten by a whale?

Well, I better get used to the taste of blubber. I'd eat a whale.

Would you rather live in a space station or on your own private island?

Private island. I couldn't stand the noise of a space station.

Would you rather be stuck in a movie, when you'd only read the book, or stuck in a book when you'd only watched the movie?

Stuck in a movie, but only read the book.

Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet balrog?

Pet dragon! Dragons are the best!

Would you rather be a 6 ft tall 5-year-old, or a 3 ft tall 25-year-old?