Would You Rather?

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Would you rather be a witch or a monster?

Witch. Magic, duh.

Would you rather be a monster from Greek mythology, or Norse mythology?

Greek.

Would you rather be a fly or a flea?

Fly. 'Cause they can fly.

Would you rather be Cinderella or Pocahontas?

Pocahontas.

Would you rather be Sleeping Beauty or Snow White?

Snow White. I mean, the original Sleeping Beauty story was really awful…I don't think anybody would want to be her.

Would you rather be Rapunzel's real mother, or Mother Gothel?

Rapunzel's real mom.

Would you rather have a cat as a familiar or a crow?

Cat.

Would you rather drive a Cadillac or a motorcycle?

Motorcycle.

Would you rather see a half moon or a full moon?

I guess half moon, since it's fun to see if you can see the other side of the moon when the light's not shining on it.

Would you rather watch the old 2D Disney movies, or the new 3D ones?

New 3D ones.

Would you rather write the script for a movie or play a character in the movie?

Play a character. I get uncontrollably shy when people perform things that I make. I wrote a tune to a song we were going to sing in our school play once, and as soon as our teacher called me up to show everyone, I backed out because I couldn't make myself do it, I was so embarrassed.

Would you rather have to give a speech in front of a thousand English speakers, or in front of a thousand people who don't speak English at all (with a translator of course)?

Assuming that I'm handcuffed to the podium and am unable to get away and have to give a speech, I'd rather do it to non-english speakers.

Would you rather get trapped in a tight cramped room or on a narrow ledge?

Tight cramped room. Less chance of dying.

Would you rather always forget half of what you're going to say, or half everyone stop listening halfway through?

Have people stop listening.

Would you rather be a clown or a trapeze artist?

Trapeze artist. Less people are scared of trapeze artists than they are of clowns.

Would you rather have your legs chained together for the rest of your life, or your hands?

Legs. I need my hands.

Would you rather eat pizza everyday or ice cream?

Pizza. Probably only because I'm cold right now.

Would you rather have vegetarian pizza, or meat lovers?

Vegetarian! Meat is great but too much X_X

Would you rather go for a surprise and/or random grab bag, or know what you're getting when you buy it?

Surprise. Just because I'm a naturally curious person, and not knowing what's in the bag would drive me insane.

Would you rather have just a Facebook, or just an Instagram?

Facebook.

Would you rather be on Pinterest or We heart it?

Um...I actually have no idea what We Heart It is so...Pintrest.

Would you rather not be able to say yes, or not be able to say no?

Not be able to say yes. It saves me from some bad situations.

Would you rather never be able to tell the truth or never be able to lie?

Never be able to lie. Although I do lie constantly, so it would be hard for me, it would be incredibly helpful on the path to becoming a better person.

Would you rather not be able to pronounce your r's or not be able to pronounce your s's?

Probably s. No real reason why.

Would you rather trust too much or too little?

Too little. You can never be too careful.

Would you rather have a reputation for being absolutely perfect and then make a horrible mistake, or have a reputation for never doing anything right, and then finally do something perfectly?

Reputation of never doing things right then doing something perfectly. Bigger victory.

Would you rather always be right or always be wrong?

Always be right. I think life would just be easier that way.

Would you rather be right but think you're wrong, or be wrong and think you're right?

Right but think I'm wrong.

Would you rather only be allowed to watch TV or only be allowed to play videogames for entertainment?

Watch TV. Because playing video games is only fun if you're playing with someone else, and no one in my house ever wants to play.

Would you rather have every book you read have the last page torn out, or have very movie you watch skip the ending?